Mama Calls Me

My Mama Mamma calls me every day
"How you doin' son? Sab theek na bachche?"
I said, "Kal raat ko hi toh baat ki hai yaar humne!"
She said, "Par bete... Uss baat ko baara ghante ho gaye."

Could somebody talk to my Mama And tell her I'm doing fine

My Mama Mamma called me again today
"How you doin' son? Khana khaya na theek se?"
I said, "Mummy, yaar kitni baar potty ki kya woh bhi bataun?"
She said, "How many times? Bahar ka khaya hoga tune pakka se."

Could somebody talk to my Mama And tell her I'm doing fine

Yaar main nahi utha raha yaar phone
Bahut hogaya yaar mummy ka
Kitni baar phone karengi yaar
Har din mein do-do teen-teen call aate hain
Kaun satata hai apne bachche ko aise
Main nahi utha raha bas

Aapke dwara dial kiya gaya number abhi vyast hai
Kripya kuch der baad pareshaan karein

My Mama Mamma video called me today
"Tera chehra dekhe bahut din ho gaye."
I said, "Toh phir mummy selfie kyun mangai aapne, huh?
Kyun mangai selfie?"
She said, "Acha selfie chhod, zara apne baal toh kata le?"

Could somebody talk to my Mama And tell her I'm doing fine

My Mama always calls me every day, without fail
She doesn't have much to say sometimes, so she says, "Aur bata bete"
I said, "Mummy yaar, har second ki toh khabar hai aapko
Aur kya hi bataun?"
She said, "Ma hoon main teri, ma se aisi baatein nahi karte!"

Could somebody talk to my Mama And tell her I'm doing fine