PUPTHEBAND Inc. Is Filing For Bankruptcy

I think I'm gonna blast off

Too old for teen angst
Too young to be washed
If that's the hand that feeds
Then I might as well just cut it off

I used to be reckless
And too broke to eat
Now all of my friends
Have bidets in their en-suites

Burn every bridge
They said, "You're done in this town"
Yeah, how's that working out?

I'm failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

So you're selling insurance?
That's so inspiring
Give me two more years
Let me know if they're hiring

I'll be honest, it felt pretty great
The free shoes and the critical acclaim
I sold those Nikes, I bought a new guitar case
It's called protecting your investments

I'm failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

There's no place
I'd rather be instead
Even though everybody here is fucked in the head
I'm truly grateful for the life that I've led

I'm just being dramatic
And failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

Thanks for havin' us
It's an honor
And I just wanna thank all the sponsors