Sink Full of Dishes

You ask me what I want for Christmas this year
It's not pretty presents wrapped up in a bow
I want to kiss you under the mistletoe
That's right... Ho, Ho, Ho
I don't want to go on a Caribbean Cruise
Don't need another pair of Jimmy Choo's
Just need a little more help from you
That's all... Ho, Ho, Ho

I enjoy champagne and a box of chocolates
But not when I'm annoyed by a leaky faucet
When dinner is done, help me clean off the table
And promise me you'll paint the house in April

Days could be merry and nights could be tawdry
If you'd just do one load of laundry
If you want some lovin' then hear my wishes
Tell Santa not to leave me with a sink full of dishes

I'm fighting the crowds down at the mall
While you're lying on the couch and watching football
I'm over here trying to do it all
No more... No, No, No
Breakin' a sweat gettin' the turkey in the oven
While you're drinking eggnog spiked with bourbon
Waiting on you to help me stuff the stockings
We've got things to do before the sleigh starts rockin'

Buying me diamonds is a real good start
But cold hard stones won't soften my heart
Listen to me honey, I'll save you some cash
All you really need to do is take out the trash

Days could be merry and nights could be tawdry
If you'd just do one load of laundry
If you want some lovin' then hear my wishes
Tell Santa not to leave me with a sink full of dishes

Did you finally figure out what I want for Christmas?
That's right honey... it's you.
Let's go spend some time together.
What's that? Sure... I'll be the angel on top of your tree.