Mastermind Specialism

Couldn't make a decision
On mastermind specialism
No career, no religion
Another year, no precision
I am the lamb you had for your tea
And I am the tiger who came
I am the bag you boiled her in
The water, the teeth, the flame
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm

Pulled taut by the ultimatum
Maybe spotlights aren't for me
Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy
Nosferatu, Tarrant's teeth
Did you hear about the wife
Who never made it down the aisle?

Did you hear about the child
Halfway down, he hopped the slide?
Bittersweet and less is more
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
Doctor Who and doublethink
The path not took, fork in the road
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm (tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor)
Hmm (singer, porn star, writer, thief)
Hmm (tinker, tailor, soldier, spy)
Hmm (Nosferatu, Tarrant's teeth)
Hmm (did you hear about the wife)
Hmm (who never made it down the aisle?)

Hmm (did you hear about the child)
Hmm (halfway down, he hopped the slide?)
Hmm (bittersweet and less is more)
Hmm (damned if you do, damned if you don't)
Hmm (Doctor Who and doublethink)
Hmm (the path not took, fork in the road)
Hmm