Pokémon Types Rap

Bugs will bite the dust being buried by rocks
Being bitten by birds burning up when it's hot
Bugs come alive in the grass and the dark night
Fear the little critter with a deadly bug bite

Dark nights lead to bar fights getting bug bites
Shadows get erased by the rising sunlight
Darkness feeds on the fear in the air
When the mind can't escape and the ghosts gets scared

Dragons drag in any other dragons
Slain by the blizzard and the heroes with passion
Even if a dragon gets a jump on the hero
A nat 20 always deals a damage of zero

Electric waves get absorbed by the earth and can
Do no damage when they strike at the dirt
Though lightning knows how to rule the skies and can
Strike down all those who swim and fly

Fairy light fades with that venom in their veins and the
Lore also states that the steel deals pain
But fairies the essence of heroes and the light
Can defeat every dragon any fight any night

Fighters fight at night breaking stones and the ice
And can even bend steel or a person who's alive
But a fighter can't win in the sky or the mind
And the hero's gonna win the final battle every time

Fire can't spread when surrounded by rocks
It'll fade by the rain or tossing dirt on top
Fire burns up all the bugs and the trees
And can melt away the ice even melt metal beams

Flying can't be touched in the air by the ground
Eyeing bugs from the trees with no fists around
Flying gets struck by the storms and the stones
Flying south for the winter to avoid any snow

Ghosts and humans can never interact
Though a ghost can throw down humans can't fight back
Ghosts hurt ghosts playing tricks on the mind
But they live in the dark at the mercy of the night

Grass is eaten by the birds and the bugs and the pesticide
It dries up in the heat and it dies in the winter time
Grass takes root in the rocks and the ground
Water feeds all the green helping growth around

Ground absorbs rock shock metal venom heat
It gets buried underneath any snow rain or wheat
Ground can never reach or win a fight in the air
But a shock never hurts cause a current dies there

Ice freezes over all the grass and the earth
While the winter gets rid of all the dragons and the birds
Ice gets shattered by the metal and the rocks
Broken up when it's punched melted down when it's hot

Normal's very simple being beaten by a fighter
And it doesn't have something that it's strong against either
Normal and ghosts they can't fight each other
They exist on separate planes they're immune to one another

Poison kills crops and Peter Pan's fairy
But can't seep into the land or the mine or the wary
Poison takes a life any chance that it's got
But it could never steal the life of a robot

Psychic outsmarts any vile any fists
But could never outwit what lies in the darkness
Psychic has fears that play with the mind
Like the fear of bugs and ghosts and the night time

Rock will ruin fires knock birds out the sky
They can crush any bug they can shatter any ice
Rock erodes from the land and the water and the grass
They can break from a punch or a metal pickaxe

Steel let's be real it's so good it's broken
Defeats any rock any ice any chosen
Steel gets warped by the ground or the tough guy
Steel also tends to melt whenever heat's high

Water carves a path through the rocks and the ground
And can drown any fire that it comes to be around
Water loves to help any plants in its way
And allows a live current to continue to stay

Now I know this only covers all the worst and the best
And maybe someday I'll cover all the rest

Until that day comes I hope I helped a little bit
Now get on back out there and show them who they're messing with