Hipper Than You

Morning I wake up
Hit the same cafe
But I don't want a cup
Of some lame latte
I drink my coffee black
Only for the taste
I wear vintage trucker hats
They keep my hair in place

I paint my nails
Yellow black and blue
Sure I work in sales
But I'm hipper than you
I give all of my friends
Stick and poke tattoos
And I bleach my ends
'Cause I'm hipper than you
Hipper than you

Finish up my shift
I get off at four
Just in time to hit up
The record store
And buy a 45
To hang up on my wall
By some guy who's not alive
That you don't know at all

Yeah I wear Docs
And they're thrifted too
So everywhere I walk
I'm hipper than you
I cuff my jeans
They're all stone-washed blue
I don't know what it means
But I'm hipper than you

No I don't dance at the disco clubs
I just get stoned at secret pubs
Where every drink is
Twenty bucks
The bartender thinks
Your order sucks

I sip whiskey neat
And I say it's smooth
So everyone I meet
Knows I'm hipper than you
I smoke cigarettes
'Til they make me puke
But every night I bet
I look hipper than you
Hipper than you

And when I'm unamused
I just go back home
Post anarchistic views
From my new iPhone
Then throw on the TV
Something to wind down
I guess you can watch with me
If you want to stick around

But I only watch shows
The New York Times reviews
So everybody knows
I'm hipper than you
I cut my own hair
And I dye it blue
Oh yes I'm well aware
That I'm hipper than you
Tell me how much you care
That I'm hipper than you
Hipper than you



Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Kaneb
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