Prank Tuber

A prank tuber thought he was clever
Looking for a dude to mess with forever
He saw me walking, yelled
You're on my show!
Oh man, which way to go

He said
I'll scare you, here's what we will do!
I tried to protest but he wouldn't let go
So I said
Sashimi, sushi terrify me, they make me shake!

He just shrugged and got me trays
Of sushi neatly on display
I cried
I'm so scared of fine cuisine!
But ate it anyway

He said
I'll scare you, here's what we will do!
I was so tired but he wouldn't let go
So I said
Foie gras, Truffles terrify me, they make me shake!
Buy me some more and more, for your viewers' sake!

After I finished, he chuckled in delight
Said
You got pranked, ain't I bright?
I smiled and said "What scares you now, my friend?"
He gulped
The large bill in the end!



Credits
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link