American Rap

Paul revere just shot his horse and it is super dead
He was trying to shoot that brit
But he shot his horse in the head

Now the Brits will surely win
Now that he cannot warn his men
He does not know what to do
He will have to run to them

Paul revere is feeling down
'Cuz his horse exploded
Paul revere is running fast
But his gun is loaded

He was running super fast and tripped over a boat
But his gun was fully cocked and he shot himself in the throat

I am coming to your house
You won't even hear me
I am hiding all around
You know that you can't kill me
You can run but you can't hide
You know I can smell you
I am gonna take your hair and
Maybe take your bones too

Paul revere he gasps for air
But he is really dying
What's the problem with the air Paul
Are you even trying

Paul revere he gets back up
And dodges all the gunfire
Paul dodges and he weaves
And trips on a wire

The wire perfectly wrapped itself around his little throat hole
Now he can breathe way better than he could ever before

Paul runs at the speed of light to try to warn his men
When he finally reaches them he falls into a bear den

Paul revere is in that den
Whatever will he do
Paul revere he kicks that bear
And the bear explodes too

Bullets are coming for revere
He will surely duck them
Paul revere can see you toes
He will surely suck them

Here's a message from the brits why don't give up it all
There is no point in trying you know you will fall

We are gonna kill your horses as well as your men
Then we're gonna sacrifice the bodies to big ben

The queen is in the carriage we're not afraid to free her
You don't want to know what will happen if we release her

But Paul revere he pulls up in his brand new Bugatti
Paul revere he pops the British with his brand new shotty

Yeah
When i first saw Paul revere
I knew (knew)
He was no ordinary American ('merican)
His pure patriotism inspired a whole generation
And now
We are all Paul revere