Please Hold

How many hours is it gonna take
To get a fucking human on the phone?
I don't wanna wait no more
I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take
To get a fucking human on the phone?
I don't wanna wait no more
I don't wanna wait no more

Payday
Money's almost all out
Student debt man
Let all of my dogs out
Arti dub's back on hold now
Life is like a poker game
And bitch, I'm about to fold out
Talking to a robot, trying to pay a bill
And the balance is a whole lot
Finally got a human
And I'm zooming through the call
'cause I'm ready for the fallout

When you charge my card
The money came out instantly
But now I need a refund
Suddenly, it needs an extra week
I just don't understand
This magical economy
I need a little help
but it seems like it's just all on me

How many hours is it gonna take
To get a fucking human on the phone?
I don't wanna wait no more
I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take
To get a fucking human on the phone?
I don't wanna wait no more
I don't wanna wait no more

Hi
Is there a fucking number for a person?
I've been pretty patient while the robot gives a sermon
And even though I'm quite determined
Is this shit Mickey Mouse?
Is there a man behind the curtain?
God damn
I'm just trying to pay my bills, kid
So let's get at it while I'm still in
I've been on the phone so long
That I might doze off
And wake up with a beard
Rumpelstiltskin

Late notice in the mail
On deck
Automatic bill pay? Go ahead
But the constant error message
'Cause your website is a wreckage
Means I'll never get the satisfaction or success
Instead
Call me a month later with an attitude
They get mad at me when I get mad at you
Send me to collections
Could've given me eight seconds
Rattle off my information that you already knew
Fuck you!

How many hours is it gonna take
To get a fucking human on the phone?
I don't wanna wait no more
I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take
To get a fucking human on the phone?
I don't wanna wait no more
I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take (I wish I was fine)
To get a fucking human on the phone?
I don't wanna wait no more
I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take (I wish I would die)
To get a fucking human on the phone?
I don't wanna wait no more
I don't wanna wait no more



Credits
Writer(s): Jeffrey Wolz
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