I Pimped Out My Kitchen

I am a simple man
I ain't no handyman
I don't do DIY
'Cause I might lose an eye
And I can't even change
A light globe

My kitchen light globe blew
A long fluorescent tube
And so I went to Bunnings
Found the globes next to the dunnies
And I thought I had bought
The right globe

I got home and plugged the light globe in
I switched in on, the fuckin' thing was pink
Trust me to buy the wrong light
Who thinks to check if it is pink or white?
But my mistake is something I owned
(Yeah, I owned it and I ran with it)

I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
Got a pink light on the ceiling
The vibe has got my feeling
Really groovy
Oh absolutely
It's such a beauty
Love the jacuzzi

I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
The fluffy dice are hanging above the sink
To match the hot and sexy fluorescent pink
Gonna hook up some speakers and play some funky beats
Gonna throw a wild party till they call the fun police

Spaceman
You don't have to put on the pink light
Take it back to Bunnings
And exchange it for a light that's white
Spaceman
You don't have to put on the pink light
It's like staring at the sun
It's gonna damage your precious eyesight

Hey man, I like the pink light
Yeah, forget the voice of reason
I'm gonna keep the pink light
Yeah, let's keep the pink light

I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
Got a pink light on the ceiling
The vibe has got my feeling
Really groovy
Oh absolutely
It's such a beauty
Love the jacuzzi

I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
The fluffy dice are hanging above the sink
To match the hot and sexy fluorescent pink
Gonna hook up some speakers and play some funky beats
Gonna throw a wild party till they call the fun police

I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
I pimped out my kitchen
My kitchen's looking bitchin'
Bitchin', Bitchin', Bitchin', Bitchin'
Bitchin', Bitchin', Bitchin', Bitchin'
Bitchin', Bitchin', Bitchin', Bitchin'
MY KITCHEN'S FUCKIN' BITCHIN'



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Writer(s): Spaceman Africa
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