Aprés moi

We've been friends for a long long time
We've shared again and again
We like the same clothes and we like the same wine
And we have similar taste in men

Now, we've found one man
And we can share him too
For I will love him first
And what is left I give to you

Apres moi, you can tell 'em
That his eyes are the colour of the sea
Only apres moi means you tell 'em
After me, after me, after me

Apres moi you can hold 'em
Till he melts like the sugar in your tea
Only apres moi means you'll hold him
After me, after me, after me

"Apres moi" I learned in France
When I learn the meaning of the word romance
If you wish to learn this too
I suggest you watch me closely while I woo woo woo woo

Mmm-mm-mm, I have kissed him
Did you hear how he whispered "ooh-la-la!"?
Do you really think he will kiss you
Apres moi, apres moi, apres moi

"Apres moi" I learned in France
When I learn the meaning of the word romance
If you wish to learn this too
I suggest you watch me closely while I woo woo woo woo

Mmm-mm-mm, I have kissed him
Did you hear how he whispered "ooh-la-la!"?
Do you really think, he will kiss you
Apres moi, apres moi, apres
Oh well, I really didn't like him anyway