Fidos Doo-Doo

I was out to take a walk
Doing chitty, chatty talk
I didn't really have a clue
When I stepped in Fidos doo-doo
How would you like to step in poo
It's yucky, it smells and sticks like glue

Going out for fresh air in the garden after dark
There were signs of scratching marks
I could still hear the bark
Down from the park

It was a really smelly goo
When I stepped in Fidos doo-doo
I didn't know just what to say
How can I make it go away

Something's lurking behind the tree
It's out there to get me
Something's evil out that time
Sent shivers down my spine
A vicious crime

Out of the blue
Stepped into it
Now my right shoe
Is covered in shit
Taking your pup
Out for a jog
Pick the shit up
After your dog

It really messed up my right shoe
When I stepped in Fidos doo-doo
I didn't know just what to do
So I stepped in with lefty too

It's like walking in a field of mines
Well now I suppose you've heard
I stepped in something that rhymes
Well now just mark my word
A giant turd

Out of the blue
Stepped into it
Now my left shoe
Is covered in shit
Taking your pup
Out for a jog
Pick the shit up
After your dog

I stepped in Fidos doo-doo

I got a really sticky shoe
When I stepped in Fidos doo-doo
It's a pity Because it was brand new
A brand new exclusive blue suede shoe

Out of the blue
Stepped into it
Now my both shoes
Are covered in shit
Taking your pup
Out for a jog
Pick the shit up
After your dog

And to the owner of the beast
It's gonna be a happy feast
I'm gonna lure outside your place
Smear the shit right back in your face



Credits
Writer(s): Nystroem Berndt Aake, Rickie Morgan Silwerhorn
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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