I Would

You gave me a petit four
What I wanted was the whole damn pie
You said 'who could ask for more?'
Well, I could – I

You gave me a finger
What I wanted was to hold your hand
If you were a singer
Then I'd be the band

But I'd rather dance on my own
Do The Funky Chicken alone
Than gnaw on these thrown wishbones
A step to the left and then slide
A twirl and then to your right
You're full circle around

But I would

I was thinking we could have some fun, you and me
Probably better if we just pack it up and run, amicably

We tore it up like wrecking balls out of sync
Like Isaac Newton would sing:
It don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing
If it ain't got that swing

Because all of your glitter ain't gold
Your heart's layered in chrome
Our alloy has been foiled
I've come to topple your throne
And when this battle is won
Who will put on the crown?

I guess I could

I spring forward so you fall back
Daylight saving was a waste of time
The sun is setting sooner now
But I'll be just fine