Bad Bad Leroy Brown

Well, the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown

Now Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot four
All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"
All the men just call him Sir

Oh, And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Leroy he's a gambler
And he likes his fancy clothes
And he likes to wave his diamond rings
Under everybody's nose

He got a Custom Continental Oh, he's got an Eldorado
He got an Eldorado too
Oh, He's got a 32 gun in his pocket full a fun
He got a razor in his shoe

Oh, oh! And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well Friday 'bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named:"Lola"
And oh that girl looked nice

And he cast his eyes upon her
Oh! And the trouble soon began
And Leroy Brown had learned a lesson
Bout a-messin with the wife of a jealous man

And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown (Oh! He's the baddest)
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
Bad, bad Leroy Brown (Leroy Brown)
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Oh! He's badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

(Oh Yeah, I know that he's bad)
Bad, bad Leroy Brown (Leroy Brown)
The baddest man in the whole damn town
He's badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Oh! he's badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Who's Bad?