A Sitcom Without You Is Just a Drama

Maybe if my friends somehow felt more like family
Or how I met my mother, but without the sudden ending
It's that 70's show, well now I'm pretending
Born in the 90's when the family ties begun to start trending

See, we were a modern family of four, somehow now we're thrice
Three's company for some but, oh one more would be nice
Sister, sister you left the state, moving to your next life
I asked how come I'm in the middle you just told me to drive
And now I just drive

Will you grace me with your presence or send another text
Everybody hates bliss in this family, I'm ready for the next
But can't forget the community, even Steven can't forget
Push me on the swing back home or head south, parks & rec

It's always sunny in Arizona, at least that's what you tell me
But I'd rather you were here and kept it all in the family
To keep up with the Joneses, Jeffersons, Simpsons and Cosbys
You were my rock, so cheers, here's to being thirty and lonely
Will you even know me

But if my life is a sitcom, give me a break from the tragedy
I'm ready to move out somewhere west of the Silicon Valley
But the sign felt wrong, now I'm stuck inside of the memory
A fresh scent of the air, golden hair, smiling back at me

I want a rest to develop as a man in this story
But I took a breath, allowing growing pain inside of the family
To be king of the hill, I deserve to live ever happily
Instead, I scrub the pain away like there is nothing happening

Remember, because I do, the full house that we had
Far from a home improvement when the foundation is bad
A boy meets world, life unfurls, but can't seem to get past
How everybody loves blame, and family is a fad
Family is fad

I wish my dad was stuck in the office like the rest
Or they were married with children but without the recast
The happy days and good times are memories at best
My life ain't a sitcom, but this episode's my last

I wish my dad was stuck in the office like the rest
Or they were married with children but without the recast
The happy days and good times are memories at best
My life ain't a sitcom, but this episode's my last

Here's the step by step baggage that I've continuously worn
I believe that family matters, though it's a Rose And a thorn
But I'm still learning one day at a time since I was born
That's just my big bang theory, I hope your family ain't the norm