Goofy in a Cruel World

Rings on my fingers, I look like a husband
I'm rap Beethoven, talented, when they talk down, I ain't hearing nothing
And my boyfriend cute, he's half Arabic half Russian
And when I called him cute, that twink started blushing
He said "Mallet you acting like cupid lately"
Cause recently you playing with my heart strings like a Ukelele
I said damn you kinda sensitive, mister
So I broke up with him, then I kissed his sister

I'm not a cracker, I'm a ritz
I'm not a woman, I'm a Ms.
I'm not a slut, I'm a bitch
I'm not that buff, I'm a twink
And my shawty hot like Rio
If I got her pregnant, I'd do it in November, so at least my son will be a leo
Bought my shawty necklace, I'll suck on her neck
I'm a vampire, no Dio
I'm bi, rainbow, Dio
I'm high, glasses, Neo
I'm high, smoke green, Ceelo
Me and my side piece watch anime while he lights a spliff
I keep waking up because I'm sick
I'm getting sick of post nasal drip
If god told me punch a kid, and you'll never get sick, I'd beat up a kid
Fuck it, I'd burn down an orphanage
And my pockets looking corpulent
I'm doubting my gender again, I'll transition to female
That's a metamorphosis
Gender identity's difficult
This emo chick that I been talking to is making no nut November difficult
We played Five Nights at Freddy's then smashed, but it's still No Nut November
But I went and got covid, so it's still No Nut November
I used to date a scorpio, they was born in November
I thought we had a spark but we had no embers, I should have known better

Rings on my fingers, I look like a husband
I'm rap Beethoven, talented, when they talk down, I ain't hearing nothing
And my boyfriend cute, he's half Arabic half Russian
And when I called him cute, that twink started blushing
He said "Mallet you acting like cupid lately"
Cause recently you playing with my heart strings like a Ukelele
I said damn you kinda sensitive, mister
So I broke up with him, then I kissed his sister
Then I fucked their cousin

Rings on my fingers, I look like a husband
Fuck it I look like a wife
All of this ice on my neck got her wanting to blow on my dick like a fife
Kinky as hell, we fucked with a knife
I'm a dawg like Snoop and I came repping my tribe like Phife
Check the rhime, I'll give you the scoop
I'm hungry, I'm wanna have miso soup
I'm blasting My Chemical Romance, shit I'm an emo dude
I just finessed your highly intelligent, beautiful and independent lady
I don't call women bitches unless they tell me straight up they like being degraded
But nah really, she's a queen
She badder than Drake's music after 2015
But she asked for my birth chart, so I panicked and said goodbye
I don't like astrology, I just learned so I could smash a Gemini
I lied to her, told her that I'm a Libra
People call me a faggot, I put on a tutu and spin on their block like a ballerina
Black and white guys in my rap group, we're a zebra
My clique biracial, my wrist glacial, and the rings on my fingers all shimmer and gleam bruh

Rings on my finger, I look like a husband
Rap Beethoven, I'm talented, when y'all talk down, I ain't hearing nothing
My new boyfriend cute, he half Arabic half Russian
And when I called him cute, that twink started blushing
He said "Mallet you acting like cupid lately"
Cause recently you playing with my heart strings like a Ukelele
But, shit, he's actually a great kisser
So I didn't cheat on him with his sister
And that's on character development

I got a black cock
Black ops
Shoot like black ops
Play basketball, no black pot
Take a fat bitch to the crack spot
Two dime bags for fifteen, that's the jackpot