It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
Thank God it's once a year!
You think you've seen it all?
Yeah, nah
Here, hold me beer
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
With kangaroos
And cockatoos
Don't forget the sunscreen
We'll have a BBQ
Yeah, it's summer
Here Down Under
There's not a snowflake to be seen
We'll gather with the family
And say - hey mate, how ya been?
Santa gets his bickies
And Grandpa's homemade brew
The kids all get their brand new toys
And pets get presents too
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
'til the alcohol kicks in
'Cause that's when Auntie Mary
Chucks up... in the bin
The festive hats are worn and torn
The cracker's pulled apart
Uncle Dave just blamed the poor old dog
For his rotten gassy farts
Grandma wants the air-con on
She said she's gonna melt
Now everyone can smell
The stink bombs Dave just dealt
Oh, Auntie Flo
Just wants to know
If the pudding's gluten free
Dad said - just take a spoonful
We'll have to wait and see
The kids have opened everything
And still they say - we're bored
I can hear the neighbour's arguing
It's Christmas
Oh, my Lord
Dad is now asleep
With tinsel 'round his neck
Mum's about to freak
She's a bloody nervous wreck
The punch has blow flies swimming
The star fell off the tree
'Tis the season to be giving
So, who wants my family?
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
Unlike one ever seen
It started out so perfect
Ended up like Halloween
Mum is gettin' agro
She wants us to behave
I can see she's gonna blow, ya know
And give us all a spray
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
And today is Christmas Day!
Jesus Christ! Mum finally yells
It's his goddam birthday
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
Thank God it's once a year
You think you've seen it all?
Yeah, nah
Here, hold me beer
Thank God it's once a year!
You think you've seen it all?
Yeah, nah
Here, hold me beer
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
With kangaroos
And cockatoos
Don't forget the sunscreen
We'll have a BBQ
Yeah, it's summer
Here Down Under
There's not a snowflake to be seen
We'll gather with the family
And say - hey mate, how ya been?
Santa gets his bickies
And Grandpa's homemade brew
The kids all get their brand new toys
And pets get presents too
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
'til the alcohol kicks in
'Cause that's when Auntie Mary
Chucks up... in the bin
The festive hats are worn and torn
The cracker's pulled apart
Uncle Dave just blamed the poor old dog
For his rotten gassy farts
Grandma wants the air-con on
She said she's gonna melt
Now everyone can smell
The stink bombs Dave just dealt
Oh, Auntie Flo
Just wants to know
If the pudding's gluten free
Dad said - just take a spoonful
We'll have to wait and see
The kids have opened everything
And still they say - we're bored
I can hear the neighbour's arguing
It's Christmas
Oh, my Lord
Dad is now asleep
With tinsel 'round his neck
Mum's about to freak
She's a bloody nervous wreck
The punch has blow flies swimming
The star fell off the tree
'Tis the season to be giving
So, who wants my family?
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
Unlike one ever seen
It started out so perfect
Ended up like Halloween
Mum is gettin' agro
She wants us to behave
I can see she's gonna blow, ya know
And give us all a spray
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
And today is Christmas Day!
Jesus Christ! Mum finally yells
It's his goddam birthday
It's a Merry Aussie Christmas
Thank God it's once a year
You think you've seen it all?
Yeah, nah
Here, hold me beer
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