Summer Graduation Anthem
Ladies and gentlemen
Your summer 2024 graduating class
July 29th, let's celebrate
It's graduation and we feel great
Everyone's here, even my mom
My folks are here too, including my mom
Being on stage
I feel so cool
Give me my degree
I'm done with school
Yeah, what he said
I want my degree
Not another cent to this university
Been here since '07
Don't do the math
Now let me introduce you to my class
My name is Espen
I majored In fun
And also economics with Thomas Dunn
That's me, I'm Thomas
The rest of the class
Nobody else could make it
Summer graduation is on top
Dive into the pool, do a belly flop
It's 90 out and I'm feeling sweaty
Can they please hand me my degree already
I rushed every frat, every year
He got denied, he was in tears
He was in clubs like bowling and chess
Then I got dumped, now I'm a mess
But that's okay, we're smarter now
And we'll give you some examples how
Two times two, that is four
Two plus two, that's also four
The absolute value of four
We're not really sure
July 29th, let's celebrate
It's graduation and we feel great
He's graduating and I'm graduating
We already feel our egos inflating
Some people become doctors
Some people get a master's
But as for me
I just got a bachelor's
Two to the oh to the two to the four
Now that it's over, I want some more
Friends and family ask what's next
Living at home and unemployment checks
The grad party, you're all invited
Everyone will be there, I'm so excited
My sister, my mom, and my step-dad
My brother, my cousin, and his step-dad
(Wait, what?)
July 29th, let's celebrate
It's graduation and we feel great
We're all finished, let's take a bow
The job market's pretty bad right now
This concludes our 2024 summer graduation ceremony
Please leave
Yes sir, that includes you
Sir, sir, s-sir
Sir, I'm not gonna ask you again
I need you to leave
Your summer 2024 graduating class
July 29th, let's celebrate
It's graduation and we feel great
Everyone's here, even my mom
My folks are here too, including my mom
Being on stage
I feel so cool
Give me my degree
I'm done with school
Yeah, what he said
I want my degree
Not another cent to this university
Been here since '07
Don't do the math
Now let me introduce you to my class
My name is Espen
I majored In fun
And also economics with Thomas Dunn
That's me, I'm Thomas
The rest of the class
Nobody else could make it
Summer graduation is on top
Dive into the pool, do a belly flop
It's 90 out and I'm feeling sweaty
Can they please hand me my degree already
I rushed every frat, every year
He got denied, he was in tears
He was in clubs like bowling and chess
Then I got dumped, now I'm a mess
But that's okay, we're smarter now
And we'll give you some examples how
Two times two, that is four
Two plus two, that's also four
The absolute value of four
We're not really sure
July 29th, let's celebrate
It's graduation and we feel great
He's graduating and I'm graduating
We already feel our egos inflating
Some people become doctors
Some people get a master's
But as for me
I just got a bachelor's
Two to the oh to the two to the four
Now that it's over, I want some more
Friends and family ask what's next
Living at home and unemployment checks
The grad party, you're all invited
Everyone will be there, I'm so excited
My sister, my mom, and my step-dad
My brother, my cousin, and his step-dad
(Wait, what?)
July 29th, let's celebrate
It's graduation and we feel great
We're all finished, let's take a bow
The job market's pretty bad right now
This concludes our 2024 summer graduation ceremony
Please leave
Yes sir, that includes you
Sir, sir, s-sir
Sir, I'm not gonna ask you again
I need you to leave
Credits
Writer(s): Dylan Fishman, Espen Brante, Thomas Dunn
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