Pretty Stoned Now (The Ever Unfolding Saga of Mr. Small)

I'm getting stoned now
I'm getting stoned now
I'm getting stoned now
But if I play these bones right
I'll be home with you
Later on now

The bearded lady and the little man called it a day
They walked onto the Midway cause they wanted to play
On the tilt a whirl but they wouldn't let him ride
Didn't recognize his face and he wasn't this high

He's getting stoned now
He's getting stoned now
He's getting stoned now
And if he plays these bones right
he'll be home with her
Later on now

The bearded lady tried her best to pacify his fears
The little man just sulked and put his hands to his ears
Then she kissed him rather manly, and it rocked his world
She looked like a man, but she kissed like a girl

He's pretty stoned now
He's pretty stoned now
He's pretty stoned now
He's gonna be on the floor
And think it's a throne
Later on, now

The bearded lady loved the little man despite his career
His name was Mr. Small Johns and behind his years
He was small in step but made it up in fear
Had a terrible temper and a tongue so severe

I'm kinda stoned now
I'm kinda stoned now
I'm kinda stoned now
I'm gonna be on the floor
And think it's a throne
Later on, now

He started getting distant and he stopped coming home
But she tried to stand by him, but he got so cold
But then one night it broke loose when she caught him alone
And he smelled like another man's cologne

She's getting stoned now
She's getting stoned now
She's getting stoned now
She's gonna be on the floor
And think it's a throne
Later on, now

Every time I see you walking down the street
You know I wanna love from your head to your feet
I was born to love you and I grew up right
With them Florida girls on them Florida nights

I'm really stoned now
I'm really stoned now
I'm really stoned now
But if I play these bones right
I'll be home with you
Later on now



Credits
Writer(s): Tom Mcmillan
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