There's Microplastic in my Cheese

There's microplastic in my cheese
I don't really know what this means
But there's a sticker on the package
Says, "Approved by the FDA"
Still don't really know what it means

Oh, hello again
Look at me again
I'm at the grocery store pushing on my cart, it's me again
Buying all my weekly needs to survive
There's a 2-for-1 special on the things that let me thrive
It's called plastic
Ever heard of it?
(no)
It's made from all the shit that comes from the trees, fuck it
Hey why don't you go just down to your
Fucking comedy aisle in your grocery store
And tell me what you find me
I'll tell you what you wont find
You wont find fracking equipment
'Cuz that shit's reserved for the other man
Plus the equipment wouldn't fit in a grocery store
Also, I lied, plastic doesn't come from trees
It comes from the ground
So everybody start to hollow out the Earth
Because we need more of this shit
I know I'm not really singing or rapping in a flow anymore
But that's because it's not economically viable
It's also not economically viable to stop fracking
So stop distracting me because
I couldn't give a shit about your children's future

There's microplastic in my cheese
I don't really know what this means
But there's a sticker on the package
Says, "Approved by the FDA"
Still don't really know what it means
There's microplastic in my heart
We need to make a brand new start
But they're all talking 'bout a warfare
I think that this is unfair
I still don't really know what it means

I don't think you understand the amount of power that I hold
I tried to go outside with my Letterman but it was way too cold
Evacuate the premises, this is insisted
I can't talk any more. Please talk with my assistant
Hello, hello. What Can I help you with?
Yeah, the world is ending. Is there anything you can do?
Hello, hello. What Can I help you with?
Can you hear me? Hello?
Hey, you've reached Leo at 1907
What was that? It's hard of hearing here in Heaven
No I did not anticipate for this to happen
Now just leave me alone while I drink my wine with resin
'Cuz it's honestly a tragedy to put the blame on me
When my holy heart intention was to make a life a breeze
Now there's plastic in the seas
Now I'm getting on one knee
Now I pray to nothing in exchange for all of everything

There's microplastic in my cheese
I don't really know what this means
But there's a sticker on the package
Says, "Approved by the FDA"
Still don't really know what it means
There's microplastic in my heart
We need to make a brand new start
But they're all talking 'bout a warfare
I think that this is unfair
I still don't really know what it means

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There's microplastic in my cheese
I don't really know what this means
But there's a sticker on the package
Says, "Approved by the FDA"
Still don't really know what it means
There's microplastic in my heart
We need to make a brand new start
But they're all talking 'bout a warfare
I think that this is unfair
I still don't really know what it means