Side Show

step right up, hurry, hurry.
before the show beings, my friends.
stand in line, get ya tickets
i hope you will attend
it'll only cost ya 50 cent to see
what life has done for those like you and me
see the man with the broken heart
to see that he he sad,
he's hurt so bad
(so bad, so bad)
see the girl who has lost the only love shes ever had
there's got to be no sadder show to see
no doubt about it satisfation guaranteed

so let the side show being
hurry, hurry
step right on in
can't afford to pass it by
gauranteed to make you cry
x2

see the man who's been crying
for a million years
so many tears
(so many tears)
see the girl who's collecting
broken hearts for souveniers
it's more exciting then a man one band
the saddest little show in all the land.

so let the side show begin
hurry, hurry,
step right on in
can't afford to pass it by
gauranteed to make you cry
x2

so let the side show begin
hurry, hurry,
step right on in
can't afford to pass it by
(till fade)