Once There Was

Do you know?
Somewhere in 1982
There's a place
Just beneath and above
Heaven and hell respectively
There lived a boy
Who was very dicky
Always fell for the hot one
In the end, he got a freaky
And there lived a girl too
Who was very picky
Insearch of her perfect man
Or should I say?
In the name of her husband
Got the mouse Mickey
Not only this
There were many incidences
Which took place
I'd be better to describe
Those in singing
So, lets just sing it

Once there was a boy
He was very dicky
Always fell for the hot one
In the end, he got a freaky

Once there was a girl
She was very picky
Insearch of her perfect man
She got the mouse Mickey

Once there was an old man
Who loved his wife
Fell in love with Brandy
And lost his life

Once there was a broker
Who went damn broke
Couldn't pay all his debts
Took pills and got a stroke

Once there was a maid
Did unorthodox dealings
To fill up her master
She killed all her feelings

Once there was a leader
Who tended to be a fighter
Too much power and wealth
Turned his ethics lighter

Once there was a father
Trapped inside a caddy
Had two wives and a daughter
Still wants to be called "daddy"

Once there was a mother
Accused of being too naughty
To pay her house rent
She became a floozy

Once there was a wise man
Afternoon of 9th June
To prove himself right
He became a goon

Once there was a preacher
Who was a fraud
Hypnotized all people
And made himself as God

Once there was a life
Didn't have any meanin'
To make things look cleaner
People were left for screenin'

Once there was a life
Wanted two grains of bread
Believed in others than himself
Tied his guts with a thread

Once there was a life
A wall to climb
All hopes got shattered
And betrayed by time