Thrashing over Thirty

Getting bald
Pretty hair
Feeling old
Looking like trash
We are over 30
But we are fine

Trying to avoid
Adult life
After all these years
We still kick ass
We look evil
But we love our cats
A big belly
Full of beer
We are ugly
But we always were

Thrashing over 30, but we're doing just fine
This is the perfect way of life for us
Being responsible is for losers, I just wanna have fun
Give me a beer 'cause I just wanna get drunk

Thrashing over 30
Thrashing over 30
Thrashing over 30
Thrashing over 30

Now I'm washing dishes, listening to D.R.I
We say live fast and die young, but we forgot to die
Taking out the garbage with Kreator playing loud
Tormenting my neighbourhood with nuclear assault

We're old, we know
But we don't really care
We know that we will never be a fancy millionaire
I see my old schoolmates raising their families
The only thing I want is thrash metal, metal and raise my beer

Thrashing, slashing
Where is my wheelchair?
Stage, diving
I think I broke my back
Anxiety, despair
Even a panic attack
Head banging
With a broken neck

Thrashing, slashing
Where is my wheelchair?
Stage, diving
I think I broke my back
Anxiety, despair
Even a panic attack
Head banging
With a broken neck

Midlife crisis
Bills to pay
Monday mornings
Are not that great
Life is tough
That's a fact
But all is better
With a thrash attack

If you are young
Just enjoy
Your time is coming
You'll be like us
So grab a beer
And sing along
We're Toxic Carnage
Let's have some fun

Thrashing over 30, but we're doing just fine
This is the perfect way of life for us
Being responsible is for losers, I just wanna have fun
Give me a beer 'cause I wanna get drunk

Thrashing over 30
Thrashing over 30
Thrashing over 30
Thrashing over 30

Let's go party