Slime Guy
Ladies and gentlemen, vile creatures of all ages
I would like to announce the triumphant return
Of someone near and dear to my heart
The horrid heap of human suffering
The ooey gooey of bababooey
We all know him
So let's give it up for The Fantastic Mr Slime
Here I am again, a bad taste in your mouth
You take one bite, chew me up and spit me out
I'm mighty disagreeable, an obnoxious influence
A devious devil, call me Mr Inconspicuous
Got grooves, got slime, got yo momma on my mind
Got her laid on her back with no respect for her time
I'm an unlikeable prick spitting political lines
Sat on my piss-stained bed combining rhymes that I find
You don't wanna talk to me, I'm hella offbeat
When you see me, you rush to cross the street
I'm the dirtiest motherfucker that you ever did meet
And if you need some proof just peek at my teeth
'Cause I'm the slime guy, slimiest of the slime
The slime guy, grimiest of my time
I'm the embodiment of chaos and depravity and loss
And the best part about me is I don't even floss
Come on
I'm greasy, groovy, the ladies wanna sue me
I'm a fat motherfucker, call it You Me and Dupree
Haha, fuck your empty little brain
Bitches write me off just 'cause I'm too profane
There ain't nothing in my wallet
Might be about to slime but it's too early to call it
Haha, I bust grooves like nuts
Flow with the bass, look like a fucking joint butt
Got goblins in my brain
They help me write my bars so I really can't complain
Now I'm sat in the doctors office calling me insane
But I'm too zoned out, do I really give a shit? Fuck
I'm a ghoulie not a poet
I'm about to get slimed and I don't even know it
Haha, fuck you, I don't give a shit
'Cause I'm the slime guy, slimiest of the slime
The slime guy, grimiest of my time
I'm the embodiment of chaos and depravity and loss
And the best part about me is I don't even floss
Come on
I would like to announce the triumphant return
Of someone near and dear to my heart
The horrid heap of human suffering
The ooey gooey of bababooey
We all know him
So let's give it up for The Fantastic Mr Slime
Here I am again, a bad taste in your mouth
You take one bite, chew me up and spit me out
I'm mighty disagreeable, an obnoxious influence
A devious devil, call me Mr Inconspicuous
Got grooves, got slime, got yo momma on my mind
Got her laid on her back with no respect for her time
I'm an unlikeable prick spitting political lines
Sat on my piss-stained bed combining rhymes that I find
You don't wanna talk to me, I'm hella offbeat
When you see me, you rush to cross the street
I'm the dirtiest motherfucker that you ever did meet
And if you need some proof just peek at my teeth
'Cause I'm the slime guy, slimiest of the slime
The slime guy, grimiest of my time
I'm the embodiment of chaos and depravity and loss
And the best part about me is I don't even floss
Come on
I'm greasy, groovy, the ladies wanna sue me
I'm a fat motherfucker, call it You Me and Dupree
Haha, fuck your empty little brain
Bitches write me off just 'cause I'm too profane
There ain't nothing in my wallet
Might be about to slime but it's too early to call it
Haha, I bust grooves like nuts
Flow with the bass, look like a fucking joint butt
Got goblins in my brain
They help me write my bars so I really can't complain
Now I'm sat in the doctors office calling me insane
But I'm too zoned out, do I really give a shit? Fuck
I'm a ghoulie not a poet
I'm about to get slimed and I don't even know it
Haha, fuck you, I don't give a shit
'Cause I'm the slime guy, slimiest of the slime
The slime guy, grimiest of my time
I'm the embodiment of chaos and depravity and loss
And the best part about me is I don't even floss
Come on
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Writer(s): William King
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