If I Quit Drinkin'

If I quit drinkin', If I quit smokin'
If I can quit buying them 30 dollar steaks
I can get a one room cabin down by the lake

I've been working like a dog for 25 years
And all that work has left me in tears
And when I fired I decided work wasn't for me

I sold my things to head for the hills
There's a shack by the lake that ain't too many bills
I've ran the numbers, I'm pretty sure I can die there

If I quit drinkin', If I quit smokin'
If I can quit buying them 30 dollar steaks
I can get a one room cabin down by the lake

Ima throw outta line and catch my brunch
Shoot me a quail and I'm off for lunch
Grill it on an open flame for myself and my dog

Might plant me a garden, sow them seeds
Take it to town to make a little green
Throw the money under my bed, for a rainy day

If I quit drinkin', If I quit smokin'
If I can quit buying them 30 dollar steaks
I can get a one room cabin down by the lake

You can come if you like, you can still be mine
Just don't expect much and we'll get along fine
But I understand if this life ain't for you

I'd love you still from far away
You can come and visit for a weekend stay
We could paddle out and watch the sunset on the lake

If I quit drinkin', If I quit smokin'
If I can quit buying them 30 dollar steaks
I can get a one room cabin down by the lake
I can get a one room cabin down by the lake
I can get a one room cabin down by the lake