I'm bad at Tinder dates

OK I'm dressed up
Hmmm let's try something else
No man that's ugly
What about that
Hmm I guess that's fine

Going to bed exited
Yogurt on my face to get fully exfoliated
Wishing I'll be pimple free tomorrow
Hoping the girl will look like the photos
Do I even look like my photos
Or just like a big dumb pogo

I kinda like the way that I feel
I just don't know how to deal
With the words coming out
Of my mouth
I realize
I left open my pants zipper
Hope she hadn't noticed my joe boxers
Ouf what a fucking looser

First look
Oh yeah she's cute
Is she disappointed because I'm 5 foot 7
Nah I don't think so
She's smiling
Ok I'm 5 foot 6 ¾ not seven
I'm smiling
It's time to introduce myself
I'm going hehe
HEY

What the fuck was that voice
Should I stick with it
My belly's making weird noises
Oh shit she's looking at my nose
Do I have a booger
Yes you have a big ass booger
Fuck I hate Tinder

I kinda like the way that I feel
I just don't know how to deal
With the words coming out
Of my mouth
I realize
I left open my pants zipper
Hope she hadn't noticed my joe boxers
Ouf what a fucking looser

Do I really want her to like me
I don't remember my name am I crazy
Listening to Blink I thought I'd want it to last
Forever and ever
Stick my tongue out and Beyblade spin it with her
But all I wonder is when will it be over
So I could let go of the fart I've been holding
The past hours the past hours

Yew disgusting



Credits
Writer(s): émile Trifiro-rendeau, Philippe Trifiro-riendeau
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link