Metaverse

Five, four, three, two o- (Met-Met-Meta-)
The birds are chirpin' on my iPhone 8
What a beautifully augmented day (Day!)
(Future Wendy's)
Yeah, my girlfriend's face is on my Android screen, and
To me that only means one thing, dog

We're headed to the Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future, make it work)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)

Can you imagine fucking something worse?
Than Michael Jordan's avatar selling you shoes (Wow!)
Zuckerberg's Memoji is now letting you choose
Between the three options that have already passed
The sweet algorithm's most profitable path
And Helen Keller giving you a pep-talk (Wow, wow, wow!)
If you pay her five bucks, she'll say your name, dog (Frank)
Today is sweet and I'm making it mine
Because I'm headed to Gandhi's yoga class at nine
And civil disobedience's a thing of the past
Just give us the new battle pass (The battle pass)
It's intrinsically depressing to pick (To pick, to pick...)
From the infinite shit, in

The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future, make it work)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fuckin' something worse? (Not yet)

Ready? Ready? Go
(Leading the way)
Go to the bathroom
(Kind of fascist sort of way) (Not yet)
(Eating them all)

Can you imagine fucking something worse
Than Zuckerberg's morality leading the way (Leading the way)
In a gentle, lovely, kind of fascist sort of way
(Kind of fascist sort of way)
He's striving, and he's climbing, and he's fighting for the right
(For the right)
To decide where the world's resources ought to lie (To lie)
And he needs (He needs) he needs to be (To be)
The curator of everything It seems
And too bad that we can't all say no
He manufactured the consent of the home
And as soon as they make a game where I can be a Jedi
And the graphics are good, and I can choose my own life
Then there's a massive fuckin' fork in the road
The physical, and the digital implode in

The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Hey, a billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future, make it work)
The Metaverse, The Metaverse, The Metaverse, The Metaverse
Could you imagine fuckin' something worse? (Play the fuckin-)
(The Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work (Future, make it work)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Could you imagine fucking something worse than suckin' somethin-
(Not yet, not yet)

(Beating the mobs)
(In a kind of fascist sort of way)
(Future Wendy's) (Not yet)
(Eating them all)
Could you imagine fucking something worse (Play the fuckin-)

(Not Yet)
Could you imagine fucking something worse (Play the fuckin-)
(Beating the mobs)

Could you imagine fucking something worse (Play the fuckin-)