Camping
No I don't wanna go camping
See I have this thing as a human being
Where I don't want to die
And if I die (big if)
It won't be via bear attack in the woods
Because it's preventable
That's not what we're here for
And I'm sorry if I don't see how
All of you can be so flippant about
An all day near-death experience
Or as you call it "a hike"
And they say we need trees to breathe
But I'm breathing right now
And I don't see any trees so
Seems more like those fuckin' trees need me (Yeah!)
No I don't wanna go camping.
Imagine all the ancient people's faces in the afterlife
They'll be like, "How'd you die?"
And with a stick through my neck, I'll say, "Camping"
They'll say, "Why'd you sleep outdoors by choice after centuries inside?"
I don't know!
But then you claim
"It'll be fun if we're on mushrooms"
"We should all take mushrooms"
Well who the fuck is we?
Oh because me
No I don't want to take mushrooms
No I'm not gonna do mushrooms
And then freeze to death as I pee
No I don't wanna go camping
Give me an RV with an A/C and even then it's a no
No I don't wanna go camping.
But if the whole group's going
Then fine
I guess I'll go
See I have this thing as a human being
Where I don't want to die
And if I die (big if)
It won't be via bear attack in the woods
Because it's preventable
That's not what we're here for
And I'm sorry if I don't see how
All of you can be so flippant about
An all day near-death experience
Or as you call it "a hike"
And they say we need trees to breathe
But I'm breathing right now
And I don't see any trees so
Seems more like those fuckin' trees need me (Yeah!)
No I don't wanna go camping.
Imagine all the ancient people's faces in the afterlife
They'll be like, "How'd you die?"
And with a stick through my neck, I'll say, "Camping"
They'll say, "Why'd you sleep outdoors by choice after centuries inside?"
I don't know!
But then you claim
"It'll be fun if we're on mushrooms"
"We should all take mushrooms"
Well who the fuck is we?
Oh because me
No I don't want to take mushrooms
No I'm not gonna do mushrooms
And then freeze to death as I pee
No I don't wanna go camping
Give me an RV with an A/C and even then it's a no
No I don't wanna go camping.
But if the whole group's going
Then fine
I guess I'll go
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Writer(s): Marcia Belsky
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