Professor

Listen up
Listen up please
Class I have an announcement
Your teachers are giving up
Kids your diets are making
You all hyperactive
You're running amuck
No wonder no one wants
To be a teacher no more

Hey there's the Professor
MTRO'S alter-ego
Thinking he's better than us all
Always judging us
Making us feel small
But that's not it at all
I'm just trying to show you
The world and all its flaw
Take your lunch box
For an example
You're so proud
Of your muesli bar
Pointing to the 4 star
But it only compares
To a chocolate bar
And in every bite
There's a teaspoon of sugar
What
Picking your nose
Eating your booger
Where's your water?
Not your energy drink
There's a teaspoon of sugar
In every sip
Where's your sandwich?
You pointed to your chips
Zipperty zip zip
Zipping around the classroom
With a face full of zits
More than a little bit skits
Forcing your teachers to quit
Or they're self-medicating
To get the through
Your sugar hit
That's it
That's enough class
I've had enough
I'm confiscating all your junk
What
Can we keep our stuff
NO
And the chorus goes

Can I can Professor MTRO
Nah nah nah nah no
Listen to my flow
I am the alter ego
Can I can Professor MTRO
Nah nah nah nah no
Listen to my flow
I am no placebo

That's right
My rhymes are tight
My words might sound silly
But they bite
A bit like that rat
In that experimite
What experiment?
The one where they put
A rat in a cage
A rat in a cage
Hooked on sugar and cocaine
Running around off of its brain
Not for the cocaine
But for the sugar
They've taken away
Scientist we're up in rage
How can that rat
Be more addicted to the sugar
Until one had a breakthrough
Lets pack it into every packet
As an additive
To make them all addicts
How about the side effects
We can make drugs
To fix the defects
So they put it in everything
Have you ever been
To a supermarket before school
kids with their mouths open
Full of drool
Hey there's the Professor
Hey kids
Are you loading up on sugar
YEAH
Hate to be your teacher
Confiscating all this junk
What can we keep our stuff
NO
And the chorus goes

Can I can Professor MTRO
Nah nah nah nah no
Listen to my flow
I am the alter ego
Can I can Professor MTRO
Nah nah nah nah no
Listen to my flow
I am no placebo

Hey kids
Your diets are making
You all ADHD
I've just opened up
A can of controversy
Making me the target
Of the political correctee
But I can't be the only one
To think this is crazy
That's why kids
I'm confiscating all your junk
What
Can we keep our stuff
NO
and the chorus goes

Can I can Professor MTRO
Nah nah nah nah no
Can I eat this cake
No
Can I drink this coke
Can I unwrap
This candy wrapper
Nah nah nah nah no
Can I can Professor MTRO
Nah nah nah nah no
Can I can Professor MTRO
Nah nah nah nah no
Listen to my flow
I am the alter ego
Can I can Professor MTRO
Nah nah nah nah no
Listen to my flow
I am no placebo



Credits
Writer(s): Michael Trovato
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