Chancer

I missed the train
I'm separated from my mates, I'm in the rain
I'll have to find another way of getting back
I'll make a plan of attack after one more

I'll find a bar
Oh, it's the only one that's open not too far
The windows smashed the lights are broke, but there you are
And my eyes must be burning a hole in your head
'Cause you turned, so I said that I won't treat you

Like those other men do
Get planning your hen do
What size is your ring?
Already know which one I'll get you
Know which one I'll get you

She said she reckons I'm a chancer, chancer
All my questions go unanswered, answered
But people keep on moving, talking
Oh, I'll be home in the morning

She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer
All my questions go unanswered, answered
But people keep on moving, talking
Oh, I'll be home in the morning

It's the next week, I'm reunited with my friends
They won't believe how I'm claiming my night ends
Can't say I blame 'em
Can't even name ya

Said, "Where'd we meet?"
I said the bar, I said the name
They said they know it
And it's a special type of place
That pays a special type of girl
To do a special type of moving

I'll laugh in their face and say I've got nothing to prove
And so I told her I'd defend her from the other men there
She said, "Don't do a thing, they pay my bills
They're private members"
But now you've said it, I've remembered

She said she was a dancer, dancer
But no one had the answers for her
But people keep her moving, talking
I'll be home in the morning
She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer
All my questions go unanswered, answered
But people keep on moving, talking
Oh, I'll be home in the morning

She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer
All my questions go unanswered, answered
But people keep on moving, talking
Oh, I'll be home in the morning
She said she was a dancer, dancer
But no one had the answers for her
But people keep her moving, talking
Oh, I'll be home in the morning

I'm coming down to take you away
From your podium in your lingerie
And you'll never work another day
Like this again

We'll find a place we can sleep away
We'll find a place where I won't have to pay
For your agility and flexibility
And then I know I'll be just fine