Sympathy for a JPEG

Yo
Peep the style and the others tryna do this
The number one question is why they're so clueless
I cut right through with the sound
Confound a fool with the gruel
Of the rhymes I compound
Uh

Hit 'em with a new bass and a snare
You try to compare
But didn't know you're facing a bear
You vacantly stare
It's looking like you're vaguely aware
You came unprepared
My sound is overtaking the air

I'm lacing to tear
Racing, outpacing the hare
You say it's unfair
You're looking so amazingly scared
I'm taking the chair
I blaze without a trace of a care
And when I finally donut, you'll be tasting eclair, uh

My skills are self evident truth
I'm back in the booth
I'm tossing back a Jack 'n' vermouth
I'm practicing hoops
Asking who is acting uncouth
It's actually you
Get your ass outta the coup

Cuz I'm over all the niceties
I'll hit you with the spice of these
7-second quips off the Vine like we're at wineries
I'm stomping all my rivalries
And bodying the primaries
It's done, I've won the race
Now hand over the title, please

All in liveries
I keep my stock heavy
And drop steady plots
So I can keep my box sweaty
I've seen you beatbox
These words are not petty
You're a soft teddy
I know for sure you're not ready

For the pitter-patter pace
That we place in your face
I'm an innovator, 'bout to catch a case
And erase
All you imitators all up in my space
Just face it
You can't hold a candle to me
I'm getting high as heaven off half a doobie

I'm known to blast fast like an action movie
Never ever backtrack cuz I'm mad and loopy
All my tracks smack and they're dancy groovy
I'm one of the dogs and I'm acting zoomy

All my fans clap along like a fatty booty
Massive cutie yelling out "daddy, do me"
Catching cooties, careful, I might snatch your floozie
Hand it to me, I made it here battling Bruce Lees
And loose knees
You can do no damage to me
Woo!