Ain't No

I was sittin' there tryna catch a buzz
Friday night, drinks with the buds
I've seen a ten walk in the room
I didn't realize, but my eyes were glued
My buddy said, "Just go over man"
Oh, yeah, right, real nice plan
He bought me a shot and said, "Just go
The worst she can say is no"

And she said, "Get away, you creep, you're killin' me
You can't believe you've got a shot
Hope you don't think you're hot, 'cause you're not
Can't a girl just drink with her friends?
This is the end, it's time to go, oh"
Just remember y'all, the worst she can say ain't no

I was standin' there in the Starbucks line
A little sleepy-eyed but doing just fine
The checkout girl, she was pretty cute
My boy said, "Yo, go make a move"

I said, "It don't feel like the right time"
He started laughing
"Boy, you're such a wimp, you'll be fine
What's the worst that could happen?"

And she threw my coffee right in my face
Then found her mace, sprayed my eyes
That's when I started cryin', I ain't lyin'
Then a fella freakin' whipped out his phone and turned his camera on
Said, "This is going on TikTok, bro"
The worst she can say ain't no

I finally found a girl I was dreamin' of my whole life
One true love
I worked up the nerve to buy me a ring
Then there I was, on one knee
My life flashed before my eyes
I could picture that white dress
I'll admit it, damn right I cried after she said "Yes"

'Cause then she said, "I can't wait to tell all my friends
Let's fly 'em in, where's your card?
Oh yeah, I want a house with a big backyard
We should honeymoon out in Rome
I need a loan, babe
Should we go with green or seafoam?"
The worst she can say ain't no
The worst she can say ain't no