Toilet Prophet

Elon bought Twitter
And I'm just sitting here bitter
Reading about it covered in Glitter
Head half in the shitter
You could never be more Doomer and Gloomer than me
Half these kids are Half my age and act more Boomer than me
Forget about my age
Act like the Elite
Then we can lick each others feet
In Balenciaga sheets
I got it cheap at the swap meet
I guess the bitch who bought em
Didn't have a firepit to ignite it with
So all of her Fashion Whore friends
Could like "You go sis"
I guess I don't get it
I guess I'm not that rich
I'm laughing Cuz it's really funny
They already got your money dummy
You already financed the photo shoot
Burn your shoes but you should still feel crummy
Ego Ego
Gotta meditate until I kill my ego
I confident as Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump
In a cheetah speedo
Who needs bread
Who needs cheese
Now it's a Tripledemic now we're all full of disease

Elon bought twitter
And I'm just angry and bitter
My balls hang so low
That they bob in the shitter
Baby Cakes was right
My lyrics can sure paint a picture
But I swallowed all the paint
Now I'm a picture emitter
Elon bought twitter
And I'm just angry and bitter
My balls hang so low
That they bob in the shitter
Baby Cakes was right
My lyrics can sure paint a picture
But I swallowed all the paint
Now I'm a picture emitter

Elon bought twitter
I wrote this song in the shitter
After I came out to mom
That's why I'm covered glitter
I'm a bad man and a bad bitch
That was born with a dick
Even my dick is confused
On the bottom it's thick
But it's pink on the tip
When my pants get unzipped
Like electronics
Only certain parts fit
Life keeps testing me
With testes
That sometimes feel like ovaries
Don't fuck with me Homie
Too much for you Hormonally

Elon bought twitter
And I'm just angry and bitter
My balls hang so low
That they bob in the shitter
Baby Cakes was right
My lyrics can sure paint a picture
But I swallowed all the paint
Now I'm a picture emitter
Elon bought twitter
And I'm just angry and bitter
My balls hang so low
That they bob in the shitter
Baby Cakes was right
My lyrics can sure paint a picture
But I swallowed all the paint
Now I'm a picture emitter



Credits
Writer(s): Bear Gallagher-cole
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