If They Try To Come and Hurt You I Will Promptly Save You From Them

I know what it's like to be alone sometimes
When no one's really around
You don't know what to do
You just get really bored
And time just drags on and on
What are you gonna do
You gonna go out and smoke and party with your friends
And drink and get all smutted up

No
It's not time for that
It's time for you to do what you choose to do with your life
Your friends aren't really true friends if they try and screw you up lead you off your own path
But don't let them do it
Especially if they're trying to do something bad
That's gonna screw up the rest of your life
Don't let them

IF THEY TRY TO COME AND HURT YOU I WILL PROMPTLY SAVE YOU FROM THEM

What those guys are gonna try to do
Is to make you do things that you don't want to because of peer pressure, of course
Peer pressure is this thing that shouldn't exist in the first place, cause what is it?
It's just a whole bunch of rules that some person made up a thousand years ago
That makes no sense in your life - it has nothing to do with you
It's just based on social norms - all these "social norms" got put in place to hurt you
You should be able to decide things for yourself
Don't let anybody tell you what to do
Cause if they try to tell you what to do
It's gonna mess up your life
And I'm gonna have to step in, and it's not gonna be good

IF THEY TRY TO COME AND HURT YOU I WILL PROMPTLY SAVE YOU FROM THEM
And if they try to come and hurt you I will promptly save you from them
Cause they're jerks