Revolution Rendezvous

Now I'm guessing you're a bit like me
Fully paid up to the bourgeoisie
Trying to avoid the rain
Determined never to complain
And looking for a signpost to
The revolution rendezvous
The revolution rendezvous

Well, step this way, I'm a practised hand
Very well-known to the High Command
And a master of all that he surveys
The champagne and the canapés
Will always help to get you through
The revolution rendezvous
The revolution rendezvous

We sometimes sample this Bordeaux
When planning for the overthrow
Of fascististical regimes
And maybe, going to extremes
The vintage Margaux, entre nous
At the revolution rendezvous
The revolution rendezvous

You may find several volunteers
Revolting, and with strange ideas
Preferring their Courvoisier
At any time throughout the day
There's really every point of view
At the revolution rendezvous
The revolution rendezvous

We do prefer to stay disguised
Though still we must be recognised
The secret is to squeeze the hand
Whilst proffering the people's brand
Of rum, we know as Malibu
At the revolution rendezvous
The revolution rendezvous

Take my advice, it's kindly meant
But keep to loitering with intent
Pigs don't fly, but they can use drones
And sometimes even mobile phones
It's cheating, but what can you do?
It's the revolution rendezvous
The revolution rendezvous

It speaks ill of the country's state
They even try to infiltrate
So should they mount a surprise attack
A taxicab will take you back
I'd keep it quiet if I was you
About the revolution rendezvous
The revolution rendezvous