What's My Step-Mom's Deal?

Scotty's dad had an accident
And Scotty was geographically closest
He drove downstate to the hospital
To find out his dad's prognosis

A strange lady was in his dad's room
When Scotty first walked in
She offered him some Roxanol
Valium, and Vicodin

He said, "What's my step-mom's deal?
Is she messin', or is she for real?"
He said, "What's my step-mom's deal?"
If her deal is that she deals, then I don't know how I feel

Scotty went to the welcome home party
His step-mom threw when his dad recovered
When he showed up, there was a line out the door
But they weren't his dad's friends, he soon discovered

Scotty and his dad just looked on
As things got kinda weird
And when his step-mom offered him a Klonopin
He said, "I think I'll have a beer"

He said, "What's my step-mom's deal?
Is she messin', or is she for real?"
What's my step-mom's deal?
If her deal is that she deals, then I don't know how I feel

Scotty's dad said, "Son, she ain't so bad
And Scotty said, "Hey, it's not like you're the greatest dad"
But anyway, what's my step-mom's deal?
Is she messin' or is she for real?

What's my step-mom's deal?
'Cause I really don't know how to feel
What's my step-mom's deal?
If her deal is that she deals, then I don't know how I feel
If her deal is that she deals, then I don't know how I feel



Credits
Writer(s): Nick Faber, Scotty Sandwich
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