Love Me Some Tinder

I had been batch
Ing it a long time
Scratchin my head I'm lookin For a girl to be mine had no Idea true
Love was so damn hard to find
'I'm searchin low and high
'I'm lookin for a sign

Yeah, I been
Waitin my whole damn life
I Tell ya man I'm done
My Friends told me to Get on the
Internet and find one

I love me some Tinder I just Want to Find-a-match there's Plenty of
Fish now I'm huntin like an
Alleycat I tried e-
Harmony
Ok Cupid made me Bum-ble-too So I ask you, I ask you
What would Elvis do?
What would Elvis do?

A few months
Later found a lady so fine
We decided on
Dancin and some dinner
This time then
I rang her Doorbell and it was a fact
Either her profile been
Jacked or my date was Kidnapped

I told Taylor
"I rang the wrong bell," she
Said "Brad I believe you
My
Date had a head full of hair so
Shoo

Catfishin
Is a tricky game, girls
Hiding their true names, trust my
Gut and swiped right
Yeah I nearly died of fright
(Yeah but I still love me some)

Tinder
I just Want to Find-a-match there's Plenty of
Fish now I'm huntin like an
Alleycat I tried e-
Harmony
Ok Cupid made me Bum-ble-too So I ask you, I ask you
What would Elvis do?
What would Elvis do?

I'm still
Batchin and batchin it no this
Online thang aint
Gonna get me very far
I'm gonna
Meet my dreamgirl
Like everyone else drinkin it
Up in person at a bar yeah yeah

I love me some Tinder I just Want to Find-a-match there's Plenty of
Fish now I'm huntin like an
Alleycat I tried e-
Harmony
Ok Cupid made me Bum-ble-too So I ask you, I ask you
What would Elvis do?
What would Elvis do?
What would Elvis doo?
What would Elvis dooo?
Yeah, what would Elvis dooo?