John Stamis
A Whippet
What the hell
Why is that dog called a whippet
Isn't that a
Isn't that when you like huff
Nos
What the hell
I am someone famous (famous)
I look like John Stamis (Stamis)
You are full of lameness (lameness)
We are not the sameness (sameness)
You're lamer than some dirt (dirt)
You're wearing a lame shirt (shirt)
I'll make your feelings hurt (hurt)
My car it goes skirt skirt (skirt)
Three diamonds, full house (full house yuh)
You're tiny like a mouse (like a mouse)
Just bought your girl a blouse
(ay yuh yuh yuh)
Now she havin' hella doubts
(ay yuh ay yuh)
She'll leave you for Stamis because of your plainness
I don't like your anus
Your pictures are frameless
I'm too sigma for this
I look like chuck Norris
My ego is enormous
Now let me sing the chorus
I am someone famous (ay)
I look like John Stamis (yuh)
You are full of lameness (ay)
We are not the sameness (yuh)
You're lamer than some dirt (dirt)
You're wearing a lame shirt (shirt)
I'll make your feelings hurt (hurt)
My car it goes skirt skirt (skirt)
No one's cooler than me
Frostbite's a guarantee
Your pp's built like a key
Stupid dummy McGee
You really make me cringe
Like you are a syringe
Your voice sounds like a hinge
This song is what you binge
I am someone famous (famous)
I look like John Stamis (Stamis)
You are full of lameness (lameness)
We are not the sameness (sameness)
You're lamer than some dirt (dirt)
You're wearing a lame shirt (shirt)
I'll make your feelings hurt (hurt)
My car it goes skirt skirt (skirt)
What the hell
Why is that dog called a whippet
Isn't that a
Isn't that when you like huff
Nos
What the hell
I am someone famous (famous)
I look like John Stamis (Stamis)
You are full of lameness (lameness)
We are not the sameness (sameness)
You're lamer than some dirt (dirt)
You're wearing a lame shirt (shirt)
I'll make your feelings hurt (hurt)
My car it goes skirt skirt (skirt)
Three diamonds, full house (full house yuh)
You're tiny like a mouse (like a mouse)
Just bought your girl a blouse
(ay yuh yuh yuh)
Now she havin' hella doubts
(ay yuh ay yuh)
She'll leave you for Stamis because of your plainness
I don't like your anus
Your pictures are frameless
I'm too sigma for this
I look like chuck Norris
My ego is enormous
Now let me sing the chorus
I am someone famous (ay)
I look like John Stamis (yuh)
You are full of lameness (ay)
We are not the sameness (yuh)
You're lamer than some dirt (dirt)
You're wearing a lame shirt (shirt)
I'll make your feelings hurt (hurt)
My car it goes skirt skirt (skirt)
No one's cooler than me
Frostbite's a guarantee
Your pp's built like a key
Stupid dummy McGee
You really make me cringe
Like you are a syringe
Your voice sounds like a hinge
This song is what you binge
I am someone famous (famous)
I look like John Stamis (Stamis)
You are full of lameness (lameness)
We are not the sameness (sameness)
You're lamer than some dirt (dirt)
You're wearing a lame shirt (shirt)
I'll make your feelings hurt (hurt)
My car it goes skirt skirt (skirt)
Credits
Writer(s): Milan Nicholaichuk
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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