No PP Pics

No!
You sent her friends dick pics unsolicited
You thought they'd be impressed, tell her to and move right in
But guess what bitch?
It's really fucking weird
It's the type of thing that will make you be feared

No one wants to see your dick out of nowhere
At least be courteous enough to comb the hair
Or better yet don't do it at all
That's the option I like the most
Oh, she's gonna love this! (Click)
Alright, XOXO
Love, Me

I don't get the mentality
Of men who want to show their PP
To unsuspecting women not wanting to see
His probably very underwhelming D

Ohh look at this one!
She is such a fucking hot babe
Hey, look at my fucking penis and stuff
Look at how big it is and stuff, maybe, I think, I don't know
Anyway, hope you enjoy! (Click)

Hey babe take a look at this
Ew
Aw what's wrong babe just not in the mood?
No we aren't a thing bitch put that shit away!
I wonder what's with her, maybe she's gay
Nah man put your thinking cap on
She doesn't want to randomly see your fucking dong!
Why take a picture and send it out of nowhere
It's not beneficial at all

Wow, look at this really hot woman
I bet that she'd like to see my penis
Alright, here's my penis!

Eve did this, she took her away!
Huh? What the fuck do I even say?
Take some responsibility
Learn from your mistakes
And grow as a person, please

I wonder if that woman over there wants to see a picture of my penis
Hey, excuse me ma'am
Would you like to see a picture of my penis?
It's a cool penis
You should take a look
It's like, it's a picture of my penis!
Here, look at my penis

But no it's all my fault I don't get what goes on in your brain (The girl is hot, she's really really really hot I must warn you not to send a picture of your penis)
Something snapped inside of you now you go and act all insane (To her, even if she's really hot, it doesn't matter, it's weird don't do it)
I promise you that I'm not writing these songs out of vein (The girl is hot, she's really really really hot, I must warn you not to send a picture of your penis)
But you've caused a lot of pain drank away with champagne (To her, even if she's really hot, it's fucking weird, don't do it)



Credits
Writer(s): Ev, Greenland But Not The Country, Joe Ringo Ii, Steely Steele
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link