Baby Got Back

Oh, my God, Becky, look at her butt!
It is so big, she looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look!
She's just so black!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So, fellas (yeah!) Fellas (yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it), shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt

Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)

I like 'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh-ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick Soul Sisters, I want to get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to-
'Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies (yeah!) Ladies (yeah!)
If you want to role in my Mercedes (yeah!)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back
Baby got back

Yeah, baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
36, 24, 36
Ha-ha, only if she's 5'3

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please, don't lose that butt
Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gol'
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it, Miss Thing
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game, but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round
And you want a triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back
Baby got back

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back