The Notary

I want to be a notary
So somebody somewhere will always need me
I would stamp my seal on everything
Hell, I'd do it indiscriminately

I want to be a library
So somebody somewhere could always use me
Come in and wash your face or read a book
Drop your kids off to play Magic The Gathering

Sunlight makes our death warmed over
Red dye makes the lines go flat
But you and I
In spite of our best efforts
We don't do any of that

I'm lonely, scared, and ornery
Because I won't get to know you now
Never been well kept or orderly
I figured maybe you could show me how
To do it

Now I want to be your notary
Because I don't want to bleed out through my arteries
I've got space and I've got time
Come on now
I know you've got something I could sign
Oooh ooh
Oooh ooh
Oooh ooh
Oooh ooh
Oooh ooh
Oooh ooh
Oooh ooooh

Sunlight makes our death warmed over
Red dye makes the lines go flat
You and I in spite of our best efforts
We don't do any of that

Sunlight
(Sunlight)
Makes our death warmed over
(Makes our death warmed over)
Black ice
(Black Ice)
Makes all the cars go fast
You and I
As far as I can tell well we don't do any of that
We don't do any of that