Hip To Be Scared (Live in Riverside / 2023)

Hello kiddies and creeps of all ages
We've finally arrived at today's maimed event
I've got a band for you
Who know a thing or two about rot and roll
So, lend me your fears
Because, if you leave now, you'll be making a grave mistake
I call this one Ice Nine kills

In the wealthiest sections, a killer complexion is a great alibi
Valentino couture mixed with violence and gore
Well, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy
With my beauty routines and a fridge full of spleens!
Some might say it's extreme, but it's time to say goodbye

So, to Hell with good intentions
So to Hell is where I'll go
But the Devil makes exceptions
For All-American psychos

Patrick, where are you going?
I'm just leaving
But why?
I have to return some videotapes

You'll find no escape once you're captured on tape
I'm aware it's a bit avant-garde
(Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash)
Casually cleaving without ever grieving
But wait, let me give you my card
That's bone
There is no real me, just this dark entity
That cannot be redeemed, so it's time to say goodbye

So, to Hell with good intentions
So to Hell is where I'll go
But the Devil makes exceptions
For All-American psychos
Hold my calls, I'll kill them all
Riverside!
So to Hell with good intentions
For All-American psychos

How the fuck are we doing Riverside?
Do you like Ice Nine Kills?
Not really
Their early work was a little bit too 'scene' for me
But when The Silver Scream came out
I think they really came into their own
Commercially and artistically
The whole album has a refined melodic sensibility
That really makes it a cut above the rest
Hey Paul!

You've reached the law offices of Mitchell, Summerberg and Donald
Please leave a message
Eric, hello, as my lawyer, you know
I'm psychotic, but I've crossed the line
I killed Drew, Chris and Mike, stabbed José with a knife
But I don't think I'm gonna get away with it this time

Sing it!
(To Hell with good intentions)
To Hell is where I'll go
But the Devil makes exceptions
For All-American psychos
Hold my calls, I'll kill them all
Riverside!
So to Hell with good intentions
For All-American, American psychos

Breaking news alert
Horror artist, Spencer Charnas, has been taken into custody
After the brutal slaying of his twenty-eight-year-old fiancé
What sounds like a plot right out of a Hollywood horror movie
Tell Channel Nine that a mountain of evidence
Found at the crime scene is a Silence mask and an ice pick featured
This confession has meant nothing
Welcome to Horrorwood
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