Queen of the Clog

Got a call this mornin', sounded kinda dire
Lady on the phone said her sink was on fire
Not a real fire, mind you, just a greasy mess
But you'd think it was the apocalypse by the stress

Rolled up in my truck, toolbelt swingin' low
Found the kitchen lookin' like a food fight, blow by blow
Mayonnaise and gravy, somethin' green and fuzzy, ho!
Client looks embarrassed, says "Yeah, I tried to go DIY, you know."

They think it's easy, watch a YouTube clip
'Til somethin' starts a-spoutin' and they're losin' their grip
Gotta have some smarts, a little plumber's pride
That's when they find me, ready for the tide

'Cause I'm the Queen of the Clog, unclogging queen
Cleanest pipes you ever seen
Wrench in my hand and a gleam in my eye
Gonna fix your problems, no need to cry!

Basement full of water, toilet overflow
People askin' questions I already know
"Did you flush a toy? Hamster? Tennis shoe?"
Seen it all before, my friend, nothin' too taboo

Some fellas look surprised, a lady with a snake?
"Don't need your muscles, honey, just a little brain break"
One twist of the auger, gunk gives way with a groan
That sweet sound of water, rushin' back home
(that's rushing back home)

They think it's simple, 'til the smell hits their nose
Gurgling, bubbling trouble only a plumber knows
Takes a certain spirit, ready with a grin
To tackle all the horrors hidden deep within

'Cause I'm the Queen of the Clog, unclogging queen
Cleanest pipes you ever seen
Wrench in my hand and a gleam in my eye
Gonna fix your problems, no need to cry!

Word gets around, I got the magic touch
From fancy restaurants to trailers, not much
Makes me prouder than a job well done
Clogged up city? This girl gets it runnin'

Some folks call me hero, some say I'm a friend
But as long as pipes are cloggin', my work will never end
So if you hear a gurgle, or a funny little hiss
I'm the Queen of the Clog, and I'm here to fix this!



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Writer(s): Mike N
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