Mr. Author

No, I won't take a seat
I'm demanding to speak
With the jerk who's behind this
Shitshow, could you go and tell him
I'd like a word, please
'Cause I'm dying to know
What he thought when he wrote
This tragic comedy shitshow
I know that happy endings aren't trending
But here's the deal

I try to be an optimist, I know
That what doesn't kill me makes me grow
But I think it's kinda stretching it with
Ten mountains in a row... so

Hey Mr. Author
Sorry to bother you
But what the fuck is up
With all this shit I'm going through?
I don't know who hired you
But I hereby fire you
I'm sorry but this story sucks
Hey Mr. Writer
I'm getting tired
Of all the drama and the trauma
And the fire
Hand me the pen
And watch me write this broken mess whole again

Tell me what is the deal
With all of this training?
Fighting battles and failing
There's a hero or a villain in the making
Which one am I? Oh
Is this the tragic story
That turns me to the villain?
Or will it be the strength I need
To defeat the demons?
Either way, I need a break
Can we call it a day?

'Cause I try to be an optimist, I know
That what doesn't kill me makes me grow
But you and I, we'll get in a fight
If I'm not a superhuman by the time I reach the other side

Hey Mr. Author
Sorry to bother you
But what the fuck is up
With all this shit I'm going through?
I don't know who hired you
But I hereby fire you
I'm sorry but this story sucks
Hey Mr. Writer
I'm getting tired
Of all the drama and the trauma
And the fire
Hand me the pen
And watch me write this broken mess whole again

Could you hand me the pen?
Go and pack your bags
Imma write a happy ending
Imma take my life back
Write a story unlike anything you've ever seen
So Mr. Author could you please find a seat, oh

Hey Mr. Author
Sorry to bother you
But what the fuck is up
With all this shit I'm going through?
I'm getting tired
So you're hereby fired



Credits
Writer(s): Dina Rebekka
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