TBT - Tech Bro Trash

I always attended the symphony ball
You're more comfortable in a country hall
A snobby socialite you try to portray
But then you were so bored at the ballet

Least we agree on anything but chard
But so much of your food is cooked in lard
When you bought shrimp stuffed pork tenderloin from buc-ee's
I thought dear god how did I get so lucky

Money can't buy you class
When you're tech bro trash
Silicon valley made you rich
But being trashy is your niche
You took a red solo cup too far
When you brought it to a michelin star
Instead of just buying drinks from the bar
So sorry, but that's going in the memoir

So you had a successful IPO
That doesn't make you Henry David Thoreau
Spent many years collecting RSUs
But your ego was too large to subdue

Laissez le bon temps roulez
So it's always a time to Par-Tay
You're so mean when you're drunk but so boring when you're sober
Please tell me when this night is over?

Money can't buy you class
When you're tech bro trash
Silicon valley made you rich
But being trashy is your niche
You took a red solo cup too far
When you brought it to a michelin star
Instead of just buying drinks from the bar
So sorry, but that's going in the memoir

You said "a free place to sleep is always best"
I said, that's not the kind of place I want to rest
Staying with your drunk friends and brother
At a trashy casino playing Usher
woah woah woah woah

Money can't buy you class
When you're tech bro trash
Silicon valley made you rich
But being trashy is your niche
You took a red solo cup too far
When you brought it to a michelin star
Instead of just buying drinks from the bar
So sorry, but that's going in the memoir
So sorry but that's going in the memoir

So sorry but this has gone way too far