1 - 800 - Situationship

You've reached 1-800-SITUATIONSHIP
You're probably calling because they're not calling you

All my exes live in Texas and that's a fact (yeah?)
You break my heart, I swear, imma break your heart back
I don't deal with broken men, but once they're done with me
They gon need some real expensive therapy (yuh uh)

So I'm going back to the old days, to my old ways
Where I don't give a damn what people say
I'm a piece of work, yeah you've heard
But I'm going head first, cause
What's the point of love if it don't hurt?

I don't wanna be in love, unless it's with you
I don't wanna be apart and that's the issue
Like oh oh oh, ya oh, ya oh ya oh
I don't wanna be in love, unless it's with you
But this situationship can't continue
Like oh oh oh, ya oh, ya oh ya oh

I don't think you understand
I don't wanna be your friend
I don't wanna be the side bitch to your main bitch, damn
So imma play the field like I'm playing field hockey
I don't want the sushi I just wanna drink the sake

Pass the Pinot, pass the Pellegrino
Maybe we can run away, somewhere only we know
Yeah you're scared to trust me, but you gotta let go
Cause if you don't try then you'll never know

I don't wanna be in love, unless it's with you
I don't wanna be apart and that's the issue
Like oh oh oh, ya oh, ya oh ya oh
I don't wanna be in love, unless it's with you
But this situationship can't continue
Like oh oh oh, ya oh, ya oh ya oh

Yeah I'm anxious and avoidant
Every time I fall in love it's like drinking poison
I'm obsessed and depressed, but I don't need a man to fucking manifest
Imma book a first class seat back to my hometown
All these LA boys wanna hear from me now
But I don't wanna play stupid games to win stupid guys
I don't wanna be in love if gaslighting is the prize
Ahhh

I don't wanna be in love, unless it's with you
I don't wanna be apart and that's the issue
Like oh oh oh, ya oh, ya oh ya oh
I don't wanna be in love, unless it's with you
But this situationship can't continue
Like oh oh oh, ya oh, ya oh ya oh