Bigger Fish

Wish I could break through your toolkit
Take out loose screws and
Drill them through my head to grasp being so painfully stupid
You got the brain of Three Stooges
But I'm thankful for you cause
With the bar so low you give me such a great ego boost, ha
He asked me out on a date, I refused but
This dumbass DM'ed me just like 58 times confused that I didn't answer
Are you an amnesia patient on shrooms, hun
Oh no, you're just so easy a caveman could do ya
So now he's fucking pissed that I curved him
Like a slithering serpent
On a slippery surface
It's actually so cute he's genuinely immersed in
This blissful ignorance
So convinced he deserves me
Anyway he showed my pic in his burn book
To a hitman to work with
Like a delivery service
Hitman shows up, he's like, "Uh, wrong address" and then swerves
I guess this is why guys complain a bitch looks different in person
I can't with all these amateurs
You all act like you had been smacked at birth
Do I look like the fucking Catholic Church
Cause I'm not into these little boys, that's for sure

I got bigger fish to fry, better dick to ride
I'm just so done with all this Fisher-Price
Get ya ass back onto your Little Tikes
I want real motherfuckers on this Slip 'N Slide
These tricks are mine, not for kids but why
Do they always think it's their moment to shine
If you're 18 to 69 hit my line
But only real motherfuckers on this Slip N' Slide

Men are so fragile
Like a stale old KitKat and
Yet they want us to drop everything and bend over backwards for them
And get on their saddles
And attempt acrobat stunts
Yet they lie dead on the mattress
Waving some red fucking flags, um
You're average but like buyin'
Those Magnums for a 5-inch
You last no more than 9 minutes
And then you act like I'm the side bitch
I swear I could just drop it down low
And knock him out cold
In the awkwardest pose
He paused and now froze
So I moved on to his close friend
Oh, it's his dad
I didn't notice
So daddy brought me alone
To his Boston condo
Got a bottle to toast
To some Don Julio
He took off all of his clothes
The door started to jolt
It unlocked and she goes
"Hello Robbie, I'm home"

I got bigger fish to fry, better dick to ride
I'm just so done with all this Fisher-Price
Get ya ass back onto your Little Tikes
I want real motherfuckers on this Slip 'N Slide
These tricks are mine, not for kids but why
Do they always think it's their moment to shine
If you're 18 to 69 hit my line
But only real motherfuckers on this Slip N' Slide

A guy hit on me, I was like, "Oh, I'm not interested in men"
He's like, "Wait so, if you don't like dick you're lesbian?"
And I'm like, "Nah, I'm just not into giving head
To you pricks who think I owe you for the bare minimum like
Getting me a 12-dollar cocktail at some hipster chic new restaurant
Fuck it, "'Scuse me waitress, one request of your whole goddamn menu
Yes you can bill this gentleman
Guess chivalry's not dead but I'll never see him again"
Men think that they're the 8th damn wonder
Doesn't have a bed frame but thinks he'll get laid while huddled
In a basement
Struggling to make rent
Cause he spent his paychecks
On OnlyFans pages
But doesn't hesitate to
Judge and say a lady
Shouldn't be taking
Pics of herself naked
"It's trashy to show those ass cheeks, babe it's slutty
Anyway, it's just that
Oh wait, I'm coming"

I got bigger fish to fry, better dick to ride
I'm just so done with all this Fisher-Price
Get ya ass back onto your Little Tikes
I want real motherfuckers on this Slip 'N Slide
These tricks are mine, not for kids but why
Do they always think it's their moment to shine
If you're 18 to 69 hit my line
But only real motherfuckers on this Slip N' Slide

Robbie
Robbie, I swear to god I'm gonna cut your fuckin' dick off
Who the fuck is this whore
And what the fuck is she doing in my goddamn house
Oh oh, oh your house
Oh don't you fuckin' start with me Robert
Piece of shit husband
I should've trusted my mother
Get out of my house and get ready for the divorce papers
I'll see you in court, bitch