I Lost My Virginity To a Cactus

Woah, what the hell
Brother, hold on, man, hold on, hold on, man, hold on
Please, please, please, please, please

I see a bear in the wild, now I'm naked
Ask the bear if he wanna shake it
See that cake, and ooh, I wanna bake it
This bear in the wild, I wanna take it

Take it home, take it home, take it home, take a bear home
Take a bear, take a bear, take a bear, take a bear

I got my re-sugary treat, I wanna eat a bear
In a platonic relationship, I wanna treat a bear
Please stream all my songs on all platforms
I wanna build a bear, make him play Clash of Clans I wanna gild a bear, uh

This bear take it to my airspace
Show this bear how to build a website on Squarespace
Snapchat filters make him lookin' like a bear face
Trip up to Canada, I'ma take him to his birthplace
Pookie Bear went to Ikea, bought himself a bookcase
When you talk to my bear, it better be an uppercase
Now we headed right back to the United States
And they tryna tell me this bear's unsafe for the workplace, man, what the
Now they kicked me and the bear out
Uh, but just in case, I told the bear, don't listen to the haters, man, you're not a disgrace
One more time, me and the bear had an embrace before I went and set the bear off into deep space

Bear in space, bear in space, bear in space, this bear is inside space
Bear in space, bear in space, bear in space, this bear is in space
Bear in space, bear in space, bear in space, this bear is in space
Bear in space, bear in space, bear in space, this bear is asleep

Bear in space now, he can do what he wanna do
Tryna start a mission, so he head toward the moon
Started a society, where bears can now rule
Don't take me as a fool, man, this bear is so cool