Buffy the Bear

Yo, listen up, here's a story kind of fluffy, about a grown man and his bear named Buffy
This dude's real tough, yeah, don't get it twisted, without his bear mood, get shifted
Woke up this morning and I felt a little off, turn the room upside down, started to scoff
Under the bed behind the TV, where you at Buffy, why you hiding from me

Oh, I can't find Buffy and he's looking high and low, through the couch cushions, where did this
Bear go? Check the fridge, why I don't know, man's house without his Buffy is a major blow
He called up this girl, have you seen Buffy bear? She laughed so hard, she fell out her chair
Your big bad bear's gone in my head, yeah, keep laughing, bitch, he better be okay

He hit the streets with the pick of the plush, asking around in a bit of a rush, seen this bear
Yeah, he's mine, not a kid's, folks shook their head, no, I've never seen his. Can't find Buffy
And he's searching block to block, his heart's in a knot, his mind in a shot, where you at Buffy
Come back please, man's roaming around, missing his Pete, so I can't find Buffy and he's searching

Block to block, his heart's in a knot, his mind in a shot, where you at Buffy, come back please
Man's roaming around, missing his Pete, flashback to last week, pizza and game
Buffy right beside him, but things ain't the same, did he leave him at the bar or in an Uber car
This mystery's getting weird to by far, did he leave him at the bar, did he leave him in a car

The mystery's getting weirder by far, finally went home, defeated a tire, crashed on the couch
Felt uninspired, but what's this lump under the throw? Moved the kitchen and, oh, Buffy, bro
Found Buffy, he was hidden in the sofa, man jumped up, no longer needed loafer, huggin' his bear
Didn't care who saw, together again, they laughed and gobbled, found that Buffy, he was hidden in

The sofa, man jumped up, no longer needed loafer, huggin' his bear, didn't care who saw, together again
They laughed and gobbled, so here's the moral, if you're in a scuffle, don't underestimate the power
Of a cuddle, oh, here's the moral, if you're in a scuffle, oh, don't underestimate the power of a cuddle
Whether you're big or small, or even kind of tough, sometimes all you need is your fluffy Buffy

Enough's enough, enough's enough, enough's enough, so here's the moral, if you're in a scuffle
Don't underestimate the power of a cuddle, whether you're big or small, or even kind of tough
Sometimes all you need is your Buffy, enough's enough, yeah