Egg Song

I met God today
I was in the kitchen
Peeling eggs

If God's a chicken
Then the world's just one of those things she lays

If God were an alien
I'd implore her,
"Take me on away!

Take me away
Take me away
Beam me up
Far away from this place"

I met God
I saw her face
In the yellow of a soft boiled egg

(woohoo)

Well ain't that how it is?
You're never expecting it
But it feels so right

Ain't that how it is?
You can't plan for it
And it's just a delight

If God were a cowboy
I'd implore her
Just like The Chicks always say
I'd say, "Take me away
Take me away
Beam me up
Fill my cup
And fill up my plate!"



Credits
Writer(s): Bess Kurzeja
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